141 definitions by mandingoe

cheddarhead

some one from Wisconsin

If the Vikings lose on Monday, there will be a lot of happy cheddarheads.

by mandingoe June 8, 2004

mertilize

to annihilate

I gotta get the car back by 8, or Dad's gonna mertilize me!

Crew, set your phazers to maximum mertilize.

by mandingoe May 31, 2004

in there like swimwear

1. a sure thing; a lock; goal attainment is assured; prospects are brilliant

2. all over it; about to take care of with gusto

From the tendency of thongs and other tightfitting swimwear to become wedged where the sun never shines

"In there like swimwear" is "in like Flynn" for a new millenium. Can you name a single Errol Flynn movie? But everyone knows (and loves) the Thong Song.

"Make friends with her friends and you'll be in there like swimwear."
from The Player's Rulebook

by mandingoe June 15, 2004

Splooge

The thirst quencher discovered by Hector Zeroni in the Disney movie Holes.

Try some of this. It will really quench your thirst. I call it Splooge.

by mandingoe July 17, 2003

Provos

members of the Provisional Irish Republican Army (IRA). Pro-Irish Republic paramilitaries

The opposing Loyalist paramilitaries are the Ulster Volunteer Force (UVF) and the Ulster Freedom Fighters (UFF)

Conflicts this long-running are never simple, so there are many splinter groups including the *Real* IRA, a.k.a. Oglaigh na hEireann. To make matters more confusing, Oglaigh na hEireann is also the name of the Irish Republic's legitimate army. Fortunately, most people have no clue how to pronounce Oglaigh na hEireann, so the confusion is self-limiting.

Will the Provos hold the ceasefire or retaliate? Stay tuned ...

by mandingoe June 9, 2004

404

webpage not at this address.
From internet error 404 - File Not Found

You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
404

by mandingoe April 30, 2004

wasp

God's frozen people

The WASPs at the club drink martinis by the tub.

by mandingoe May 23, 2004