3 definitions by malzilover

you’ve said something wrong in the gc because you thought it’s gonna be funny, but everyone started attacking you instead of laughing. you play it off by saying it was a joke, but others can use “polao” to expose your lies.
friend 1: “why would you say that?”
friend 2: “what’s wrong with you?”
you: “it’s a joke guys lol”
friend 3: “stop polaoing.”
by malzilover November 20, 2021
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the hottest, smartest, most beautiful and perfect group of three best friends. everyone wants to fw them, and no man will ever be enough for them (except kento yamazaki). they’re better than anyone else and always in right.
boy 1: “damn! have you seen these three goddesses?”
boy 2: “yeah! they’re malzies, i wish i could fw them.”
boy 3: “same, but it’s impossible.”
by malzilover November 20, 2021
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when someone sends you something unfunny, you use this sentence.
HAHA LOOK AT THIS FUNNY VIDEO OF MY CAT!”
“goni se u tri picke materine.”
by malzilover November 20, 2021
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