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1 definition by madcrapper81

The act of having a morbidly obese man or woman void their bowels on one's chest. After which the aforementioned obese individual smears said fecal matter onto chest in a clockwise motion.
Oh my god....I went to Tiajuana this weekend and saw a midget get the hot coffee...I may be scarred for life....
by madcrapper81 January 09, 2009