8 definitions by mad hatter

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It's a hair colour (gold, usually), NOT a personality trait.

The dumb blonde cliché started with the kinds of characters Marylin Monroe played in many of her movies. She usually played characters who were pretty ditsy, though sometimes she came through with some profoundly wise insight. So when people blame their ditsiness or naivety on being blonde, they are just pandering to a popular culture stereotype.

In other words, being blonde has nothing to do with being stupid. Being stupid has everything to do with being stupid.
Marylin Monroe's character, at the end of Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, convinces her would-be father-in-law that women chasing after rich men is like men chasing after beautiful women.
by mad hatter June 22, 2004
an exclamation deriving from fantastic for a state of extreme happiness to the extent of convulsing into spasms.
A: I fuckin raped that chem test.
B: Spaztastic!
by mad hatter February 25, 2005
an exclamation of profound confusement. See wtf.
A: Are you listening to me?
B: Ja wah?
by mad hatter February 25, 2005
people descended from a common ancestor or as we back home would say. thems that has to take us in when weas hungry, broke, and homeless.
The kinfolk said Jed move aways from there; California is the place you ought to be, so we loaded up the truck and head to Beverly......Hills that is, swimming pools, and movie stars.
by mad hatter October 20, 2003
an exclamation deriving from fantastic for a state of such extreme happiness that one convulses as in a spasm.
A:I fuckin raped that chem test. B:Spaztastic!
by mad hatter February 25, 2005
A little Dude on Drugs.....ALL THE TIME

to be a specty is to be involved with drugs
"man you're as high as specty"
"fkn lets go get for a specty"
"i could really go for a specty right about now"
by Mad Hatter February 02, 2004
Describes teenagers and young adults who wear the latest in Western women's fashion. (Basically, any girl who wears slippers, has midriff tops/halter tops/etc., short skirts, basically anything that teenie bopper wannabe girls see their favourite beauty queen pop stars wearing in Girlfriend magazine.)
I was up to my armpits in boltos at university today. I wonder how much it costs these girls to look so individual these days?
by Mad Hatter May 01, 2003
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