1209 definitions by mIKE

chopper hopper

A female who is not fussy who she has sexual relationships with provided they are in the armed forces.

Shes slept with half the troops, Fuckin Chopper Hopper.

by mIKE December 8, 2003

soup and salad

The act in which a person consumes a large amount of laxitive and proceeds to have their salad tossed while blasting diarrhea into the persons mouth.

Oh baby, I'm so bored with always getting a hot lunch from you, will you give me a soup and salad?

by mIKE February 18, 2004

acceleraphobia

Your definition is of acceleration is wrong. People do legitimately have a fear of acceleration, but such people have no fear of speed. It's simply the rate at which one arrives at that speed that causes discomfort. Therefore, someone with a fear of acceleration can quite comfortably travel at 70 mph on a motorway, but they're not going to floor the accelerator in first gear, because that's just stupid and only morons drive like that.

Travelling from 0 to 30 mph by flooring the accelerator in first gear and reving up the engine on purpose to make a noise like a complete and utter twat.

by mIKE March 1, 2005

Hooked on Chronics

The meaning of Taking ridalin While High on weed.

Hey man last week me and frank got hooked on chronics.

by mIKE February 8, 2005

waffling

to fling your waf (see waf)

comes from the juilius ceaser who said "cut off those wafs.

i was running around waffling all day when i got tired grabbed my waf and went home.

by mIKE August 20, 2004

metric system

A base 10 system of measurement the American public is too stupid to use.

see the 1960's-current

by mIKE February 14, 2004

sXe

vegetarians dont eat

edge kids dont smoke, drink or have mindless sex

they don't understand why you would go out, drink until you cant think right or control your action, pass out and take the risk of choking on your vomit

Elvis was not sXe, he died on the shitter

by mIKE September 29, 2004