mCbillions's definitions

sleep texting

where the sufferer blindly engages in convos via text. sleeptexting is usually involves the person affected to randomly text as if awake, any memories of the sleeptexting episode cannot be recalled. it can affect people of any age. sleeptexters are a danger to themselves & others.

chick: you heard rod got chris brown'd ?
chick ii: what ? what happened ?
chick: he sleep texted koko & told her that he was sleeping with someone else.
chick ii: zamn, sleep texting is dangerous.

by mCbillions March 9, 2009

homancing

the phase before a person attempts to turn a ho into a house wife.

joey: i think im wearing her down
scott: not a good look
joey: i might be in love
scott: no amount of homancing is going to change her, YOU CANT TURN A HO INTO A HOUSE WIFE

by mcbillions June 23, 2009

popular goodies

an ugly female or male that uses nudes in hopes that they'll make them popular or better known.

mike: OMG HER FACE
khalil: have you seen her nudes
mike: no!
khalil: -sent
mike: she probably cool as hell with the lights off
khalil: yeah, she got them popular goodies

by mcbillions June 23, 2009

textually active

another form of cyber sex, sex via text messages.

yae: i had text sex last night
wanda: girl i didnt know you were textually active.

by mcbillions March 9, 2009

family & friends discount

a discount you typically give your family and or friends when they ring up thru your register. most people ask for this discount even if they dont know you to save some money.

paprika: girl, guess how much i paid for these new kanye west kicks!
refrescola: how much girl?
paprika: $175
refrescola: aint they be $300
paprika: yeah, but i got a family & friends discount.

by mcbillions May 11, 2009

myspace tricking

when random people befriend you solely for something in return, it starts with few ice breaker comments, and ultimately ends with asking a favor.

guy: damn ma, you sexy

a week later
guy: this is dope

two weeks later
guy: i own this
"comment spam"

three weeks later
guy: this is a fly ass pic can you make me one?

girl: why didnt you just ask for a picture instead of acting like you were my friend.
guy: can i get a pic made then?
girl: no i dont support myspace tricking

by mCbillions June 9, 2009

pseudosexual

the act of faking your sexualit y for attention or to fit in.

melissa: is she really bi ?
dee: nah. shes faking, she was lesbo last monday.
melissa: fuck ! another pseudosexual, i woula showed her a good time.

by mcbillions March 11, 2009