2 definitions by lulem400
The act of taking a shit in winter in a less than reputable establishment that either doesn't pay the heat bill, or is too fucking cheap to turn it up, in turn, making the porcelain of the toilet so cold that when you shit, it resembles the appearance of a hot loaf of bread being removed from the oven as steam permeates through the bathroom.
"Man, you would have thought that bathroom came with a free bakers hat after pinching that steaming hot loaf in there."
"Yeah, you would pinch a hot loaf in a shithole bar like that."
"Yeah, you would pinch a hot loaf in a shithole bar like that."
by lulem400 January 12, 2010
A term referring to when white slave owners would invite their friends over to participate in banging slaves.
Thomas Jefferson: "Hey Abe, you and Washington wanna come over and dip your banana in some chocolate?"
Abe: "Well, I would lie, but let me live up to my name (Honest Abe), and tell you I am definitely in for another slorgy!"
Washington (in the background) "Count me in you Crackers!!!"
Abe: "Well, I would lie, but let me live up to my name (Honest Abe), and tell you I am definitely in for another slorgy!"
Washington (in the background) "Count me in you Crackers!!!"
by lulem400 August 24, 2010