luke's definitions

jigstick

basically a fuckstick, or a complete moron.

some jigstick stole my fucking wallet

by Luke August 13, 2003

TMK

Total Mortal Kombat, The Greatest Mortal Kombat website on the Internet.

Have you seen the latest news on TMK Lately?

by Luke August 7, 2004

marnus

Exceptionally awesome; chill.

Dude, Luke is more marnus than Paul.

by Luke January 17, 2005

ro-sham-bo

A game of kicking your opponents balls to settle a dispute between two men.

My roomate Dean and I were arguing about who was supposed to do the dishes, I kicked him once and now he asks to do my dishes for me.

by luke December 3, 2003

barkash

the coolest and the greatest lil richard

ur a barkash that mean ur cool

by Luke April 27, 2004

female ejaculation

During orgasm all of the fluid emitted from a woman's urethra is ejaculate. Thought it may feel like your urinating, it's just the sensation the uteris gives you as it contracts and relaxes during orgasm. The best thing to do whilst having sex or oral is for the woman to relax, and at the point of Orgasm to not hold back, but to relax. Do keep a couple of towels near by because your female friend could be a bit more than a pussy cat, and have you swimming in gods juices. Hint: Your right i am a bloke out there to help, i have found this information out and passed it on to you so give it a go and good luck:):):)

Stimulation of the G spot or Clitoris and with a high level fore-play by the man will lead to an Intense Orgasm

by Luke January 14, 2005

zulu

As in Zulu time, GMT.

When the military plans an operation they plan it in Zulu time. Seeing as it might cross multiple time zones.

by Luke January 29, 2003