luke's definitions

sgtp

slap, grab, twist, and pull - how to prevent yourself from being raped by a man

caitlin tried to slap, grab, twist, and pull my genitals, but I punched her in the neck.

by Luke April 21, 2004

BO! jangles

The Name "Bo-Jangles" the actule pub was used in the great Australian movie "CHOPPER"

Chopper or Uncle Chop Chop, shot the fela point-blank in the head. He just stood there and coped it sweet!

by Luke January 14, 2005

zulu

As in Zulu time, GMT.

When the military plans an operation they plan it in Zulu time. Seeing as it might cross multiple time zones.

by Luke January 29, 2003

emothon

hairy land mammal cpaable of bad smells and fish hookin ability.

nik bell from grindon hall

by luke April 8, 2005

offie

loser

John is an offie because he likes to talk shit about people behind their back

by luke October 14, 2003

ya mum

commanly used by dumb townies usually followed by innit, who have nothing better to say or do cos they still have a mental age of six and think there well ard' govner, when really they are complete tossers who no-one like, should die

townie scum

by luke December 9, 2003

tarah

tarah: good bye. Often used by people in the north of England.

Tarah mate! I'll see you later!

by Luke July 28, 2004