luis's definitions

Kique

Spanish nickname for Enrique. Enrique equivelent of English Henry

by Luis July 22, 2003

Hobbit

Hobbit a small fat pussy who follows people that make fun of him. Lives on top of a hill and loves poon jobs, can be found humping a car and filing law suits.

"Lad is a hobbit"
"i hear hobbits get pushed into chairs and start crying"

by Luis May 5, 2005

Enid

From Daniel Clowe's Ghostworld character Enid Coleslaw.

A disaffected nerdy-but-stylin' girl with a slightly retro fashion-sense. Black-framed glasses and short dark hair common. Never blonde.

Marcie from Peanuts and Velma from Scooby Doo can be considered precursors to the Enid archetype.

Jonny's completely in love with an Enid he saw at the Weakerthans concert.

by Luis June 21, 2004

pollo campero

Best chicken in the world. Comes from Centro America

Luis Goes to Pollo Campero to eat the best chicken in the world

by Luis March 31, 2005

Madison Avenue

Someone who is heterosexual. Names comes from New York City's famous, and affluent avenue that runs north on the eastern side of Manhattan. Manhattan's east side is considered to be too stuffy, snooty, and not chic for gay men, and the fact that Madison Avenue runs "straight up" Manhattan has made this a very popular term.

"There is no way and how you can convince me that Bob is a Mcgreevey case. That boy is 100% Madison Avenue!"

by Luis November 18, 2004

Asahi

A fine dry Japanese beer that is typically served with a plate of sushi and wasabi and a essert of chocolate clavored Pocky.

After a long day of work, David shared cold Asahi with his co-workers.

by Luis April 15, 2004

monkey dust

Extraneous lint or dust entrapped within the region of the gooch, grundle, asshole, or nuts of an individual.

"That fucker left his monkey dust on my toilet seat!"

by Luis November 19, 2003