1 definition by lucky texan
A small town 25 miles south of downtown Dallas with absolutely NOTHING to do except grow up and become a cop, go to the army, or pop out 4 kids -- Everyone hangs out at the Buffalo Wild Wings, Gold's Gym, the Movie Theatre, and the town's big Prime Attraction is the big Walmart -- there's a guy called "The Waxahachie Playboy" who has a truck full of stickers that you see everywhere around town looking for drugs -- too bad he can't actually be a playboy because there's no girls in this town that don't have 2 kids by the time they are 20 -- the cops are Everywhere and they are heavy-handed and will pull you over for no reason, don't drive over the speed limit after it gets dark or expect to get pulled out of your vehicle and beat down with a flashlight -- Terribly boring, have to drive to Dallas to find anything to do -- don't get pulled over!
Wow, I really had a swell time getting pulled over and beatup by the cops for going 35 mph through downtown Waxahachie - what an exciting time we had at the Walmart looking at all the people with the missing teeth, I can't wait to come back!
by lucky texan June 26, 2017