lucious maximus's definitions

Masturbanation

A form of jerking off only while wearing a turban. Also known as Halal Jerking.

Frank: Yo dude yesterday i finally got around to masturbanation...
Paul:No way, Howd it go?
Frank:Amazing dude i jizzed all over my turban.

by Lucious Maximus April 3, 2009

Phlaj

When a Vagina/Penis is camouflaged by Her/His pubic hair.

my phlaj needs a good seeing too...

by lucious maximus December 4, 2013