2 definitions by lpsoldier

try the ketchup

a meme based on the song "when they come for me" by Linkin Park
Shinoda says" try to catch up motherf*cker" which is misheared as "try the ketchup motherf*cker"
This resulted in the creation of billions of memes, some of them featuring Mike Shinoda's sock puppet Boris and all of them featuring heinz bottles
You're welcome guys

"Try the ketchup motherf*cker!!!!"
*insert Boris wirh a heinz bottle*

by lpsoldier July 28, 2019

boris the sock

Boris is a sock puppet who lives with Mike Shinoda.
He lives in his sock condo
He's the most talented sock puppet ever and is featured in a music video
SASS LORD
He's also really hot and knows he's hotter than Mike
Unfortunately, he's taken.
He has a girlfriend named Miss Oatmeal who's also really hot.
His hobbies include :

1) Annoying Mike

2) Going on tour
3) Making music videos using Mike's stuff
4) Sliding into hot girls dm's
5) Sleeping in the sock condo
6) Finding out Mike's phone password and using his phone
7)Playing the drums
8)Trying the ketchup

9) Being a meme
10) Spending time with Miss Oatmeal
11)Being sassy AF

Yes he's a very talented boi

Boris: Oh hey gurl it's me Boris the sock. I just found out Mike's password( what a loser) and it rhymes with stinkin' shark

Everyone: YASS BORIS WE LOVE YOU BOI

Boris: I know

by lpsoldier July 28, 2019