That girl in your class. You know the one. She's a total enigma.
She's the reason you can't remember what you learnt in that lesson, or what the homework was -in short, she's the reason your failing school. She's the palest girl you've ever seen, with raven black hair and the kinda eyes that make you want to die. It almost hurts to look at her. You've never spoken to her, either because you're intimidated by her enigmatic vibe, or you just know you're never gonna be good enough for such a fucking angel.
HOWEVER if you should ever get to know a Miriam, you realise she's actually fucking COOL. She's the girl all the bad guys want, because you know, while she sits there looking all ethereal and quiet ...she's a wild one. Her quick sarcasm and seemingly emotional detachment add to her ''anti-girl'' charm and it breaks your heart to know she'll never love you as much as you love her. She's funny and the moment you realise she's into fat, dirty, loser boys ...you want to die.
"We have double English today, FML!"
"Shut the fuck up, Miriam's in our class; man I love that girl"
"No way man, she's such a fucking tease, you'll never get her"
"I know. Fuck my life man. Just shoot me now."
''The new girl's kinda hot!"
"Oh, I heard she's into like old-school horror, metal and is a real wild child. She's fucking cool man. But apparently she likes that fat dude in the year above..."
"No way man. Awh, she's such a Miriam"
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