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3 definitions by lonelocust

 
1.
To apply a geek-like attention to detail to traditionally non-geeky activities.
I totally wxained this corset-I drafted the pattern with calculus!
by lonelocust May 05, 2006
 
2.
Internet connectivity on a mobile phone.

Portmanteau of "phone" and "intertubes"
"I can't get any wireless here. How will we use Google maps now?"
"It's OK. I'll use them on the phonetertubes."
by lonelocust October 01, 2008
 
3.
The internet.

<i>The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck.

It's a series of tubes. </i>
"Does your apartment have tubes?"
"No, I'm still waiting on the cable company."
by lonelocust October 01, 2008