3 definitions by loneliness and dispair
Hell on Earth, home to most of the survival camps.
Let's start from the top. The water isn't clean, so don't drink it. The eggs are made of some sort of dust, so don't consume those either. The staff cadets take all your stuff at the beginning of your term, and if you smuggle your phone in somehow, there's no cellular service or wifi. Lastly, washing is much less frequent, so be ready to suffer. Also, there are tales of horror on the parade square.
Let's start from the top. The water isn't clean, so don't drink it. The eggs are made of some sort of dust, so don't consume those either. The staff cadets take all your stuff at the beginning of your term, and if you smuggle your phone in somehow, there's no cellular service or wifi. Lastly, washing is much less frequent, so be ready to suffer. Also, there are tales of horror on the parade square.
SWO: Cadet, you'll be going to Blackdown for basic survival.
Cadet: Oh come on! I filed for a transfer! Please, don't make me go to BLACKDOWN!
SWO: Sorry, but this is final. Get on the bus.
Cadet: Oh come on! I filed for a transfer! Please, don't make me go to BLACKDOWN!
SWO: Sorry, but this is final. Get on the bus.
by loneliness and dispair April 4, 2019
A group of people once respected. Now they're just walking memes. They can't so drill properly, and they wear something around their collar that looks like a clothes hanger.
Air Cadet 1: Lol, guys, at closing parade tonight, let's do Sea Cadet drill.
Other Air Cadets: Ya! That'll be such an awesome prank
Other Air Cadets: Ya! That'll be such an awesome prank
by loneliness and dispair April 2, 2019
The thing all Cadets do to look slightly cool, but Sea Cadets can't do properly. Consists of marching, turning, stomping, and that's it.
OIC: FORM UP ON THE PARADE SQUARE FOR DRILL
Cadet: But we're Sea Cadets.
OIC: *visibly mortified* Uh, nevermind then.
Cadet: But we're Sea Cadets.
OIC: *visibly mortified* Uh, nevermind then.
by loneliness and dispair April 4, 2019