1 definition by lolwutnotme

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You put some cheddar cheese around your dick and then butt fuck a girl till its kinda melted, then put some bread around it and make her eat it...Bread, Cheese, and all.
You know that girl we met at the pub? well i took her back to the flat and did a chutney and cheese!
by lolwutnotme December 02, 2009

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