4 definitions by localairdropper

tomus

A rather fat person who enjoys eating fast food, more specifically McDonald’s.

Person 1: Stop eating so much!
Person 2: But I’m a Tomus!

by localairdropper October 23, 2022

Loncoln

A blonde-haired man who eats a lot but never gains weight. He enjoys wrestling and often play horror games. He wishes to have a girlfriend, but we all know that will never happen.

Person 1: Imagine not having a girlfriend, lol, you’re a a Loncoln.
Person 2: *cries*

by localairdropper October 24, 2022

Daniel

A bald headed man who gets angry easily. He despises Tomus and wishes to uppercut him into the moon. He is not afraid of any horror games and often enjoyed them. He owns a motorola.

Tomus: Look at this cool thing!
Daniel: Shut up no one asked lol.

by localairdropper October 24, 2022

Peezer

The greatest band ever to be made. The most original name, usually suggested by the tallest person in the band. The band consists usually of a loncoln as the main vocalist of the band. However, the band name is usually hated by the band members at first, but they will later grow to love and cherish the name.

Tomus: Let us name the band Peezer!
Loncoln: No, Peezer is terrible!

by localairdropper April 17, 2023