2 definitions by local girl guide

Vsco girl

The most basic girl you’ll ever ever see. They have a scrunchie on there wrist all the time ( even in there sleep) . They have all the vsco essentials like hydroflasks, friendship bracelets, etc. Usually seen walking around with a tube top, shorts, hair in a messy bun, and a scrunchie on there wrist. They think there very quirky with there crocs. There bassically the girls who fit in with the trends. If a vsco girl invites you over for a sleepover, don’t expect a formal sleepover with movies and a bed. They like to have sleepovers in a trampoline with lots of blankets and pillows. They also spray lots of Mario Badescu facial spray before bed and in the morning. Vsco girls usually edit all there photos with the C1 Filter. They also like to say “ skskksks” and “ and i oop-“ a lot. As a vsco girl myself, U know from experience. But if you ever use a plastic straw in front of them, you’ll get attacked. Make sure to use a metal straw infront of them. If you like Quirky, trendy, basic, and fun friends, the vsco girl is the right girl for you.

girl 1 ( not vsco): Hey
Vsco girl: Hey did u grab me my hydro flask?
girl 1: yeah here ( drops it)

vsco girl: and i oop-

girl 1: sorry
vsco girl: Is ok skskskss
vsco girl: omg are you wearing birks?

girl 1: no these are just sandals
vsco girl: ok
girl 1: ( sips starbucks with plastic straw) have you ever tried the v-
vsco girl: HOW DARE YOU USE A PLASTIC STRAW?!? SAVE THE TURTLES ( storms off)

by local girl guide August 16, 2019

Iris

If you ever meet an Iris in your life, never let her go. She’s a nice person. She can be a little aggressive and salty on the outside, but she’s very sweet and soft on the inside. She’s not like any other girl. She has the most beautiful eyes on earth. She’s the best girlfriend to have because she will never cheat on you and will cherish you forever. But be careful with her feelings because aside from her little amount of aggressiveness, she also owns the softest heart in the world. So if you break her, you can never forgive your self. Don’t play with her heart or feelings because she will be broken forever. But she’s also very up beat. She can also melt anyone’s heart with her angel voice. She’s typically a little bit shorter than half of the girls at school. Most Iris’s are very skinny. But they are also very insecure about them selves. But like I said earlier, they have the softest hearts. But don’t let that fool you. If you talk about her behind her back, she’ll most likely know. And she doesn’t forgive and forget easily. They also dress like a mix of a vsco girl and a netflix girl. ( 95% vsco, 5% netflix) .

Boy: Omg that new girl is so hot.

Boy 2: It’s probably an Iris.

by local girl guide August 16, 2019