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1 definition by lndortiz

a woman who's sexual preference only changes in the hands of these men: jack daniels, jose cuervo, jim beam or johnny walker
looking at my sister in a hard contenplation after viewing pictures from the night before, my mother and i had an epiphany... my sister is a LIQUOR LESBIAN
by lndortiz February 21, 2010