2 definitions by lmaoguppy

guppy

a complete L magnet and he cannot catch a win. gets no girls, brain dead, can’t reproduce, ugly, but likely good at video games(specifically car soccer)

friend 1: yo should jack come over?
friend 2: nah he’s a total guppy

by lmaoguppy January 7, 2021

gubs

one who has major disabilities, such as the inability to reproduced, get girls, count/read, but excels at car soccer

yo we should hang with that kid today
nah he’s a total gubs

by lmaoguppy January 7, 2021