little-miss can't do wrong's definitions

outsourcing

cheating on your partner, typically when your current partner doesn't give you what you need.

buddy: 'outsourcing again?'
he: 'yeah, she swallows...'

also,

buddy: 'outsourcing again?'
she: 'yeah, he has a car'

by little-miss can't do wrong March 12, 2007

Mencyclopaedia

Any Lad mag, which a young boy uses to research the opposite sex.

FHM, GQ & Nuts Magazine are all fine examples of a Mencyclopaedia.

Meanwhile, Playboy is reserved exclusively for dirty old men.

by little-miss can't do wrong December 27, 2011

Jawb

A lousy job. The opposite of a Jobby.

I loathe my Jawb, it ain't no Jobby.

by little-miss can't do wrong September 11, 2011

However

To the layman, it's an alternative to but. However, the connotations of but are wholly negative, whereas however provides an Icarus from the ashes.

Use it sparingly, use it well.

She: 'I must profess I have a big butt. However, it's as shapely as the legend of bootylicious, therefore you must worship.'
You: indeed.

by little-miss can't do wrong September 10, 2011

urbandictum

A statement or expression which clearly belongs within Urban Dictionary.

Just hearing such a thing, inspires all who do to rush to their nearest wrecktangle & post it on this glorious website.

Click the 'random' button on this page & you will be presented by a fine example of an urbandictum.

Such infinite definition, by definition defies definition of itself.

by little-miss can't do wrong September 29, 2010

Stage Fright

The time-freezing effect which occurs when you speak to someone through a bathroom door.

Telling them to hurry up will only prolong the experience.

You: Hurry up, we have to go already!
They: Stage Fright.
You: Damned Freelance Bladder, we're only going around the corner.

by little-miss can't do wrong August 21, 2011

Cheeky Beer

That most glorious of things: a beer at an otherwise inappropriate moment with a dear friend.

You/they: 'Fancy a Cheeky Beer?'
They/you: 'I really ought to get back to work, but for you my sweetness… We'll make an exception!'

by little-miss can't do wrong September 10, 2011