little-miss can't do wrong's definitions

Your wheels are turning!

Somehow or another someone's being annoying with a car. It really doesn't matter why, because deep down they are so in love with their box on wheels that you can employ their ego to assert their downfall.

It can be rather satisfying to enjoy this as a driver, however it can be significantly more satisfying as a passenger. For best results, look terrified!

They: driving/acting like a chump
You: shout 'Your wheels are turning!', whilst pointing at one of their wheels
They: panic & pull over
You: 'Heh heh heh...' FTW'
Your driver/passenger(s): 'you rock'!

by little-miss can't do wrong September 10, 2011

Mencyclopaedia

Any Lad mag, which a young boy uses to research the opposite sex.

FHM, GQ & Nuts Magazine are all fine examples of a Mencyclopaedia.

Meanwhile, Playboy is reserved exclusively for dirty old men.

by little-miss can't do wrong December 27, 2011

But

Having resorted to the word but in any circumstance whatsoever, it must be acknowledged that your failings will close-in like concrete shoes.

He/she: 'I love you, but I still wanna see other people'
She/he: '....'

by little-miss can't do wrong September 10, 2011

outsourcing

cheating on your partner, typically when your current partner doesn't give you what you need.

buddy: 'outsourcing again?'
he: 'yeah, she swallows...'

also,

buddy: 'outsourcing again?'
she: 'yeah, he has a car'

by little-miss can't do wrong March 12, 2007

Anglicise

To make British, something which isn't generally considered to be so by those pesky Brits.

Curiously, some auto-correct systems replace Anglicise with anglicize.

by little-miss can't do wrong September 10, 2011

Jobby

A job so wonderful, it's more like a hobby.

Jane loves her Jobby, because she is an ice cream taster.

by little-miss can't do wrong September 11, 2011

Gap Year Anarchist

A phase common amongst more affluent males in their early twenties, which typically requires the exchange of basic hygiene for Bob Marley memorabilia, dreadlocks and second hand military clothing.

Early warning signs include the gradual slurring of speech (as made popular in the movie 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'), endless discussions of aid increases/debt reduction and an overall musky smell.

A Gap Year Anarchist will subscribe to numerous clichés. Behaviour may include voluntary summertime homelessness/squatting, throwing flour & dancing on a Cenotaph.

The phase ends when the GYA finally succumbs to pleas from his/her family and/or bank manager/student loans company/court, gets a haircut, a job and a life!

"And once again a Gap Year Anarchist succeeds in his lifetime's ambition: to get all the attention. Well done. *slow hand clap*"

(British Labour MP Tom Harris tweet, 19th of July 2011)

by little-miss can't do wrong July 19, 2011