little-miss can't do wrong's definitions

wrecktangle

The life-absorbing surface you are looking at right now (unless your kid printed this out for you). Modern day substitute for life, love and the universe, often confused with reality.

"Step away from the wrecktangle..."

by little-miss can't do wrong January 12, 2008

Your wheels are turning!

Somehow or another someone's being annoying with a car. It really doesn't matter why, because deep down they are so in love with their box on wheels that you can employ their ego to assert their downfall.

It can be rather satisfying to enjoy this as a driver, however it can be significantly more satisfying as a passenger. For best results, look terrified!

They: driving/acting like a chump
You: shout 'Your wheels are turning!', whilst pointing at one of their wheels
They: panic & pull over
You: 'Heh heh heh...' FTW'
Your driver/passenger(s): 'you rock'!

by little-miss can't do wrong September 10, 2011

But

Having resorted to the word but in any circumstance whatsoever, it must be acknowledged that your failings will close-in like concrete shoes.

He/she: 'I love you, but I still wanna see other people'
She/he: '....'

by little-miss can't do wrong September 10, 2011

Anglicise

To make British, something which isn't generally considered to be so by those pesky Brits.

Curiously, some auto-correct systems replace Anglicise with anglicize.

by little-miss can't do wrong September 10, 2011

outsourcing

cheating on your partner, typically when your current partner doesn't give you what you need.

buddy: 'outsourcing again?'
he: 'yeah, she swallows...'

also,

buddy: 'outsourcing again?'
she: 'yeah, he has a car'

by little-miss can't do wrong March 12, 2007

Jobby

A job so wonderful, it's more like a hobby.

Jane loves her Jobby, because she is an ice cream taster.

by little-miss can't do wrong September 11, 2011

Brought Presence

The best thing to say when you discover it's a Birthday Party & didn't bring a present!

Girl: Hey, where's my present?
Boy: Er, I Brought Presence?
Girl: Yah… tightwad.

by little-miss can't do wrong July 27, 2011