little-miss can't do wrong's definitions

wrecktangle

The life-absorbing surface you are looking at right now (unless your kid printed this out for you). Modern day substitute for life, love and the universe, often confused with reality.

"Step away from the wrecktangle..."

by little-miss can't do wrong January 12, 2008

outsourcing

cheating on your partner, typically when your current partner doesn't give you what you need.

buddy: 'outsourcing again?'
he: 'yeah, she swallows...'

also,

buddy: 'outsourcing again?'
she: 'yeah, he has a car'

by little-miss can't do wrong March 12, 2007

Anglicise

To make British, something which isn't generally considered to be so by those pesky Brits.

Curiously, some auto-correct systems replace Anglicise with anglicize.

by little-miss can't do wrong September 10, 2011

Jobby

A job so wonderful, it's more like a hobby.

Jane loves her Jobby, because she is an ice cream taster.

by little-miss can't do wrong September 11, 2011

DICK?

Drunk In Charge (of a) Keyboard?

When you get woken up by an SMS at random o'clock & it's clearly from a drunk person. Rather than try to decipher it, simply reply: DICK? If they are, they'll know you aren't.

This used to require a computer keyboard, although those nifty little smart phone things are inspiring a revival (also known to affect to e-mail etc., especially during the early hours of Saturday & Sunday mornings)

Drunk person*: "I really, really, love you!!!" (etc.)
You: "DICK?"
Drunk person*: "Ah... Sorry! Had a few too many shandies..."
You: "Still a DICK?"

*: he/she who probably explored a little DUI beforehand & almost certainly will have a stinking hangover afterwards.

by little-miss can't do wrong October 16, 2010

Cheeky Beer

That most glorious of things: a beer at an otherwise inappropriate moment with a dear friend.

You/they: 'Fancy a Cheeky Beer?'
They/you: 'I really ought to get back to work, but for you my sweetness… We'll make an exception!'

by little-miss can't do wrong September 10, 2011

Freelance Beard

Excessive hair growth which appears between formal meetings as a direct result of Freelancer's not having any real need to shave.

Can also apply to women, who then disguise it by wearing jeans.

You: Growing a beard?
They: Nope, it's a Freelance Beard. I'll shave it off before I meet my client next Tuesday.
You: Nice.

by little-miss can't do wrong August 21, 2011