11 definitions by little gords

a person who jerks off so much and gets his jizz so far and so accurate that he can hit a 3-inch diameter target from 50 feet away.
or...
...a person who gets so much pussy and or asshole and or mouth that they are the master at jizzing. They do it perfectly...everything
Jessica: wow! Smitty is such a jizz master!!! He hit me from accross the room!
Ally: yea...i know, he hit me with the same shot, and we were 5 feet apart from each other
by little gords March 15, 2007
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A derroggiatory word used to describe someone that is hated or unliked. The words "Cock-Juggling" refer back to someone who people call gay. "Thunder-Cunt" is deriving from someone who people call a lesbian/slore.
He/she Juggles all the cocks around sucks them and than (she) gets her pussy licked and filled with so many one eyed squirrels that it starts to rumble.
That kid is such a CJTC (Cock-Juggling Thunder-Cunt)
by little gords July 24, 2006
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a woman of un-specified age, who unknowlingly boasts of un-told knowledge about a great many things. Basically, a titty rag
anyone whos middle name begins with an 'F' and ends in 'RANCIS'
wiggly-cunt

by little gords March 17, 2007
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a card game made up by the KGC Crew and friends involving 3 cards at a time and can be played with 3-6 people
SKAT BITCHES!! i got and ace and two other royal flush cards of the same suit...everyone give me one chip...
by little gords July 25, 2006
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