11 definitions by little gords

a woman of un-specified age, who unknowlingly boasts of un-told knowledge about a great many things. Basically, a titty rag

a man of un-specified age, who unknowlingly boasts of un-told about a great many things. Basically, a jizz rag

when youwatch way too much porn and you just blow a load off in your jeans. It creams up your boxers and gets nasty after a while

when you un-expectedly jizz in a girls asshole, and then it leeks out.
or you whip it out of her ass real quick and unload a full clip in her face and give her a free facial that she was not prepared for

a person who jerks off so much and gets his jizz so far and so accurate that he can hit a 3-inch diameter target from 50 feet away.
or...
...a person who gets so much pussy and or asshole and or mouth that they are the master at jizzing. They do it perfectly...everything

a cross between a faggot and a doche bag. Somebody who is a true tool, asshole, dickweed, queer, and jerk-off. This person is the king or queen of every person who sucks at life.

when men compete against each other in black jack with a female dealer and a pre set amount of time...starting with the same amount of money. whoever has the most amount of money when the ten minutes is up gets a blow job from the dealer. in the result of a tie, the two or more who tied get blowjobs