A very cheap vodka that is distilled in Lewiston Maine and is popular among residents of Maine and New Hampshire. It tastes like rubbing alcohol and often gives you the shits the next morning. Being drunk on Orloff vodka is very similar to having a really bad fever and a concussion at the same time.
If you have to drink it, try mixing it with mountain dew to make it more palatable. And may god have mercy on your soul.
Guy 1: Dude we're out of gas.
Guy 2: I've got some Orloff in the trunk, we can use it as fuel.
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