5 definitions by lil 69
a complete bitch, she's an idiotic anti-vaxxer with a "let me speak to your manager" haircut shes constantly trying to speak to the manager and demands free stuff at stores, she usually has about 3 divorces, 4 children and 2 dogs (A German Shepard, and a Golden Retriever). Her kids all play soccer. And she wants Minions for her children she is overall a bitch
Karen: GIVE ME THE MINION PLUSH TOY FOR FREE NOW!!
Employee: Sorry ma'am we can't do that.
Karen: shut up it says it's free and you're vaccinated so vaccinated people can't read
Employee: Sorry ma'am we can't do that.
Karen: shut up it says it's free and you're vaccinated so vaccinated people can't read
by lil 69 June 28, 2019
Friday night is a time where most people are hanging out together and having fun. But you are most likely at your house playing video games or being non-social (or at least that’s me)
Person1: Dude what are you doing Friday night. I’m hanging out with Person 2 and Person 3
You: Nothing
You: Nothing
by lil 69 December 29, 2020
a stupid ass tv show about a person who becomes president when the entire cabinet of the president dies
by lil 69 June 21, 2019
Something mentally restarted VSCO gurls do instead of laughing or being normal usually followed by saying and I oop which only ads to the level of sheer retardation basic white VSCO girls can radiate
by lil 69 September 16, 2019
Winter break is the thing that every student looks forward to from the first day of school. When it's close people's brains will just stop working and you will forget about studying, tests, homework, and projects. When winter break is close you can expect your grade to drop as you spend every waking moment counting down the nano-seconds. On the last day of school 75% of your classmates won't even show up and the people who do will spend all day staring at a clock, going on their phones, playing music, and talking to their friends. And what will the teachers do? Well, most will either not make you do anything or have some fun activity planned. Some will just tell you to do any homework, and or missing assignments, a few will just stop caring and let you go on your phone, however, some will treat it as an actual day of school. Those teachers will give you homework, assignments, projects, and stuff to do over break. When school ends the second the clock hits 3:00 PM or 2:00 PM or whatever time your school goes out it will turn into a war zone. Everyone will be bolting for the exit and beating each other to get out the door in anticipation of the great break they are about to have. When you leave your classroom everyone bolts to there lockers and stampedes each other. Then when school ends and winter break is in full swing you don't really do much.
friend 1: Dude you excited for winter break?
Friend 2: fuck yeah, these last five minutes are killing me
*5 minutes later*
friend 1: oh shit, schools over
friend 2: see you in a few weeks
*enters the warzone that is leaving the classroom*
*first day of school back from break*
friend 1: so what did you do over break
friend 2: nothing, how about you
friend 1: same
*both sighs*
Friend 2: fuck yeah, these last five minutes are killing me
*5 minutes later*
friend 1: oh shit, schools over
friend 2: see you in a few weeks
*enters the warzone that is leaving the classroom*
*first day of school back from break*
friend 1: so what did you do over break
friend 2: nothing, how about you
friend 1: same
*both sighs*
by lil 69 December 14, 2019