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toflu

A new strain of recently discovered viral influenza transmitted through tofu products. Vegetarians in particular are at highest risk. Toflu is a mutated form of the killer flu emerging from avian flu and swine flu.

"Forget swine flu, I'm more worried about catching toflu at the organic healthfood cafe!"

by lexiconista June 4, 2009