Definitions by lewcocoug

vaporwork 

When you ask someone to, instead of doing it yourself, to put it in an email or enter it into the system...instead of filling out the paperwork, you are requiring them to fill out emails or online forms (paperwork).

Dude, can't you just email me? Fill out the proper vaporwork and I will get back to you.

vaporwork by lewcocoug May 20, 2009

permaflu 

An ambiguous perceived ailment some co-workers have, whereas receiving repeated benefit of the doubt on their abilities, one comes to the conclusion they MUST be sick, but it's a bit more permanent than that.

Uhhh, I think his condition is a little more permanent than a flu, he has permaflu.

permaflu by lewcocoug May 6, 2009

Dufusitis 

Dufusitis is a persistant, apparent brain disorder affecting rational, functional, logical thoughts, typically during support calls. Key symptoms of dufusitis; repeated samples accompanied by stubbornness, short-sightedness and selfishness.

Man, that customer called again on the same issue-that's 3 days in a row, they must be suffering from dufusitis.

Dufusitis by lewcocoug May 4, 2009