9 definitions by leo mark sara heather stories

blmnmushpna

gibberish used when being teased

leo: mark is such a fucker. He fucked the fk out of sara
mark: blmnmushpna

by leo mark sara heather stories February 20, 2020

AKARI

PAPA LOUIE'S BIKER BABE
she is the chef of papa's mocharia

Mark: omg have u seen akari?
leo: bruh i hate hentai
sara: bich he talkin 'bout dat biker babe
akari : sup bich, who wanna FUK
mark: me
leo: me
heather: me
leo: lesbo lool
Mark and Akari have sex; first akari gives mark a handjob, then slowly puts his cock inside her mouth
akari: mm yum
mark: ik
akari and mark have anal sex, and sleep in bed naked

HORNYYY

by leo mark sara heather stories June 27, 2022

Mouther Fucker

someone who fucks with their mouth

leo: had performed oral sex with sara
mark: ur such a mouther fucker
leo: shut up

by leo mark sara heather stories January 27, 2020

Goddamn Life

When your life sucks so much you give it a pessimistic name

mark: i hate my goddamn life
akari: hi
mark: ooh
they fuck for 0100103290293094090e+.2232/323212=282902312338923333+33673626 hours
leo: wtf mark
mark: akari lets do anal again

by leo mark sara heather stories December 7, 2022

Bells

Bells are the horniest part of a woman: nipples.

leo: hey sara can i jingle your bells
heather: dont listen to that pervert sara
sara: yeahh i will let leo jingle my bells

by leo mark sara heather stories February 13, 2020

Self ass smack

When you smack your ass yourself

heather: oh god why is the bedroom door locked (gets chainsaw and opens door)
leo: (having sex with sara) what the fuck heather
heather: ahh yes daddy this is some hot shit i've gotten horny i think
sara: uhm, ok but hes my fuckbuddy
heather: theres nothing wrong with me giving myself a self ass smack and then getting to fingering
mark: everyone here is a sex addict

by leo mark sara heather stories April 5, 2021

Mono Lisa

A painting of the Mona Lisa which is soo hot

aart: done painting the mona lisa, but hotter
leo: ayo thats not a mona lisa thats a mono lisa
mark: leo's right. could you give that mono lisa a body, a torso, a vagina...
aart: umm, okay? lemme guess with a hole?
mark: mmm, that would be perfect for fucking

by leo mark sara heather stories April 6, 2021