5 definitions by lemonjuicepandafucker
The act of spreading your nut sack so it looks all veiny and alive like a bat wing. If you manage to trick people into staring at your now stretched out nads, you get to kick them in the ass three times.
Dave was being a dick the other day, so I gave him the bat wing and kicked him in the ass three times.
by lemonjuicepandafucker November 20, 2019
an authoritative figure on a the faculty board of a highschool or college that is labeled by most as a short tempered, rude, narcissistic, insensitive, premature ejaculator. they ride around on golf carts and behave inb a way that mirors the mannerisms of your average maul cop. these people are sticklers for the rules and have an old testament attitude towards most deviating students.They also have an annoying habit of interpreting peoples lack of upholding the rules as being directed at them personally.
student 1: "dude i was walking to class minding my own business and all of an sudden one of the deans pulled out in front of me in his golf cart and wrote my up for an un-tucked shirt."
Student 2: "bra them deans be wack as shit."
Student 2: "bra them deans be wack as shit."
by lemonjuicepandafucker May 16, 2011
1. One who cant get any pussy. in order to satisfy their urges they jack off to pokemon erotica or in even more depressing cases breeding Pokemon at the daycare center in Ruby/Sapphire etc. Made famous due to the fact that Brock flirts with women but is almost always rejected. NOT to be confused with Do you liek mudkips!
2. a Black person that is racist towards Asians. Made famous by Brock being the only black and slanty eyed character in Pokemon.
2. a Black person that is racist towards Asians. Made famous by Brock being the only black and slanty eyed character in Pokemon.
1. guy 1: "OMG Dude i was cumming buckets after watching my Charizard fuck a Jigglypuff .
guy 2: "WTF! Get away from me you fucking BROCK!!!!"
2.(while playing saints Row 2)
Gamer1: "lez show deez Ronin mutha fukas how we say hurro!"
Gamer2: "nigga thats some brock ass shit!"
guy 2: "WTF! Get away from me you fucking BROCK!!!!"
2.(while playing saints Row 2)
Gamer1: "lez show deez Ronin mutha fukas how we say hurro!"
Gamer2: "nigga thats some brock ass shit!"
by lemonjuicepandafucker November 9, 2010
something offensive to both asian and black people. such as Rush Hour, Brock from Pokemon and mr. popo from dragon ball Z.
by lemonjuicepandafucker November 10, 2010
Being broke to the point where you feel like there is no difference between you and some random homeless guy toting around a bag of shit. I'm not talking about a shopping cart full of cans or clothes. I'm talking about a nasty ass paper bag full of corn ridden, stank ass, human shit. In essence, the homeless guy is a metaphor. He is a reflection of how you think others see you and the bag of shit represents the financial issues weighing you down.
I wanted to go to the movies but I checked my balance and realized I was Shitbag broke.
During the government shutdown, Gus had to donate plasma due to being Shitbag broke.
During the government shutdown, Gus had to donate plasma due to being Shitbag broke.
by lemonjuicepandafucker January 6, 2019