14 definitions by legendary films

A dirty buttpirate who chases kernels of corn that live in human feces.
richard simmons is a legendary kernelchaser.
by legendary films September 20, 2004
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A fart with blood in it. When you strain to fart, blood sprays into your underwear.
After jaay got rid of his wicked case of buttslaw, he still had the occasional painful blart.
by legendary films September 20, 2004
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What comes out of a vegetarians ass after gorging on ruffage.
After Jaay Whittington found out that red meat irritates his colon he became a vegetarian. One day he binged on cabbage thus producing the worst case of but slaw ever recorded.
by legendary films September 14, 2003
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To spray vomit or blomit (bloody vomit)into the tube that you are felching someone with, therefore filling the anus with puke.
After jaay was done felching his 89 year old boyfriend, he had to go to the bathroom and drain the buttpuke from his rectum.
by legendary films September 22, 2004
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1. The part of the thong that disappears into the asscrack.

2. Choice cut of ass in a female. Similar to the choice cut of a deer, known as the backstrap.
I love to nibble on my girls crackstrap.
by legendary films October 20, 2004
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After jaay whittington's case of horrible buttslaw had ended, the damage to his sphincter was irreversible. He now suffers from bloodoo on a regular basis.
by legendary films October 13, 2003
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