10 definitions by lebronisgoat

Asscake

When someone's ass you just ate tasted just like cake, so you ate it like cake.

Oh yeah. I ate her ass like it was cake. She had an Asscake.

by lebronisgoat November 2, 2018

Max

A sad version of a human and is a disgrace to all. Should be out down.

Max is retarded

by lebronisgoat October 31, 2018

schlort

A skinny, tiny, shriveled up chode. It tends to fold and is impossible to jerk off with.

Holy shit dude, don't whip out your schlort in the changeroom bro.

by lebronisgoat October 31, 2018