laxor's definitions
a sport that americans will never embrace because it is one of the worst sports ever. though better than american football, it is 1000x worse than lacrosse, because lacrosse is a true american sport, with actual contact. lacrosse is a true man's sport and soccer is not, because soccer does not involve contact, it is boring, and a large number of players, from what i can tell, are homosexuals.
Soccer sucks, play lacrosse like a real man.
That soccer player is gay.
That laxer is hip and owns all the soccer players.
That soccer player is gay.
That laxer is hip and owns all the soccer players.
by laxor May 28, 2009
Get the soccermug.