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2 definitions by lawtonokieguy

 
1.
Where there is a shortage of bacon worldwide. (Not to be confused with the swine flu pandemic.)
Friend: Dude did you hear??? There is a bacon shortage in the world..
Me: NO!!! IT'S THE APORKALYPSE AS WE KNOW IT!!!
by lawtonokieguy September 25, 2012
 
2.
The feeling you get where if you even see anything that looks like it was made for human consumption you would eat it like you were the damn cookie monster.....
Person 1: Where did all the chips go???
Person 2: Sorry man I had a serious case of nom-ness and munch them all down....
by lawtonokieguy May 27, 2011