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1 definition by laurenxhateyou

 
1.
the sound that results when a pair of hairy, sweaty, droopy, old person balls slap against eachother.
"my cousin wanted to DJ at the nursing home dance, but the schmigeiggi would have drown the music out anyway."
by laurenxhateyou January 07, 2007
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