20 definitions by laptoplord
"man like twelf"
by laptoplord October 4, 2021
THIS ONE LIKE ARABIC SONG
Also this one person like make fight with other people when in car like make "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP"
ALSO 7an6oor KNOW ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL PEOPLE IN WORLD
Also this one person like make fight with other people when in car like make "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP"
ALSO 7an6oor KNOW ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL PEOPLE IN WORLD
person: *telling a story about someone*
7an6oor: "is that .........."
person: "how the fuck do you know everyone"
7an6oor friend: "7an6oor know everyone scary man this one but thank when he know"
7an6oor: ":purple heart: I love bts"
7an6oor: "is that .........."
person: "how the fuck do you know everyone"
7an6oor friend: "7an6oor know everyone scary man this one but thank when he know"
7an6oor: ":purple heart: I love bts"
by laptoplord March 12, 2022
Pikachu lover, they love Pikachu so much they have an album with 10000 thousand Pikachu photos, they have all of them even some exclusive renders.
Random: "I have all pikachu photos"
Qemzi: "no badi has all of them and he wants to impregnate pikachu get good"
Badi: " Ratio + L bozo + get good + YB better + didn't ask + i smurf your peak"
Qemzi: "no badi has all of them and he wants to impregnate pikachu get good"
Badi: " Ratio + L bozo + get good + YB better + didn't ask + i smurf your peak"
by laptoplord February 15, 2022
THIS ONE WHEN SOMEONE DONT LIKE CARDI B TOO MUCH DONT LIKE
ZEROBARZ LIKE STRAWBERRY MILK TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH LIKE HOW FAKER MAKE CAMERA MOVE TOOOOOOO MUCH LIKE WOW THANK
This one also no like blitzcrank because blitzcrank make pull him away from nicki minaj NOT THANK MAKER THIS ONE
ZEROBARZ LIKE STRAWBERRY MILK TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH LIKE HOW FAKER MAKE CAMERA MOVE TOOOOOOO MUCH LIKE WOW THANK
This one also no like blitzcrank because blitzcrank make pull him away from nicki minaj NOT THANK MAKER THIS ONE
Teacher *talking about random shit*
zerobarz: "nicki minaj is god"
Teacher: " WHAT SAY YOU ??? NOT THANK THIS ONE"
Teacher *writes zerobarz name on board*
zerobarz *TRANSFORMS INTO SCARY MAN LIKE SLENDER MAN*
Teacher *too much scare this one*
Teacher *remove name from board because scared from slender man*
zerobarz: "bra, ta, ta, tat" *JUMPS ON TEACHER LIKE SCARY MAN FROM AMONGUS
Teacher *Becomes vampire* "I AM DANGER LIKE DAMON FROM NETFLIX SHOW"
zerobarz: " Dòng zhù! Bù xǔ zǒu!"
TEACHER AND ZEROBARZ *fight like this one when make fight in dragon ball z*
teacher *fight like titan*
zerobarz *BECOME HULK AND KILL*
Cristiano ronaldo: "SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
zerobarz: "nicki minaj is god"
Teacher: " WHAT SAY YOU ??? NOT THANK THIS ONE"
Teacher *writes zerobarz name on board*
zerobarz *TRANSFORMS INTO SCARY MAN LIKE SLENDER MAN*
Teacher *too much scare this one*
Teacher *remove name from board because scared from slender man*
zerobarz: "bra, ta, ta, tat" *JUMPS ON TEACHER LIKE SCARY MAN FROM AMONGUS
Teacher *Becomes vampire* "I AM DANGER LIKE DAMON FROM NETFLIX SHOW"
zerobarz: " Dòng zhù! Bù xǔ zǒu!"
TEACHER AND ZEROBARZ *fight like this one when make fight in dragon ball z*
teacher *fight like titan*
zerobarz *BECOME HULK AND KILL*
Cristiano ronaldo: "SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
by laptoplord March 11, 2022
Beta Energy is someone who flames when you make a mistake but when they make a mistake it is xd funny lmao bruh moment and it gets posted on noob hunter
"Why do you have him on your avoid list he is one of the best players?"
"Yea he is good but he has beta energy"
"Yea he is good but he has beta energy"
by laptoplord October 4, 2021
This one name destinite and then ghost emoji chaddest kaisa enjoyer also they have a crush on yordles like doaenel and I quote "let me tell you why fucking yordles is meta" Also they peaked 4.7 in overwatch and have a MASSIVE ego
random plat peaker: OMG, THAT WINSTON SO GOOOOD HE MUST BE THAT ONE 4.7 PEAK YODLE IMPREGNATOR
4.3 peak owpd edge lord: that winston so bad
*destinite summons*
Destinite :ghost: :" I legit smurf ur peak and fuck your yordle mother" + "ratio + L Bozo + Yordle hotter"
4.3 peak owpd edge lord: that winston so bad
*destinite summons*
Destinite :ghost: :" I legit smurf ur peak and fuck your yordle mother" + "ratio + L Bozo + Yordle hotter"
by laptoplord February 15, 2022