Definitions by lance_w_c

ass back 

(noun) the lower part of an overweight person's back, resembling an ass, with its own crack and everything. An extra ass, above the belt, on the back.

That dude needs to put his shirt back on, 'cause I can't stop staring at his ass back.

ass back by lance_w_c October 25, 2008

patiorch 

(noun) A combination of saying "patio" and "porch" when really, really stoned.

Dude, I'm wasted...I need some fresh air. I'll be on the patiorch.

patiorch by lance_w_c October 23, 2008