4 definitions by lamblint
A lesbian who wears oversized knitted jumpers and drinks herbal tea, she lies is bed with you all day and gives you small hugs when you're working, pretty much a persian cat.
by lamblint December 15, 2017
A drag queen who is either/both new to drag and/or is under the age of 20. It can also be used as an insult to a queen who has an unpolished look and/or looks younger than they actually are.
by lamblint March 1, 2018
Drag is when someone dresses in an exaggerated style, typically that of a woman, a man who takes part in drag is called a drag queen and a woman who takes part is called a bio queen
by lamblint December 13, 2017
A woman who is married to a gay man in a time or place when it is unsafe for him to come out/date a man. The woman is typically attracted to the man but understands that they cannot be intimate.
Also used by high school girls when they find out someone is gay.
Also used by high school girls when they find out someone is gay.
"Brian and I have been married for 5 years now, his father is religious and would cast him out if he knew I was his mock wife"
"OMG BRIAN! YOU'RE GAY?! CAN I BE YOUR MOCK WIFE?!"
"OMG BRIAN! YOU'RE GAY?! CAN I BE YOUR MOCK WIFE?!"
by lamblint December 13, 2017