1 definition by lalskslals
a really really bad boyfriend who is atrocious at sex, lives far away from his girlfriend, has no penis, complains about having to go see her, and gets really jealous.
"It's gonna cost me too much money to go see you" -shitty boyfriend ex.1
"who's mike? you've never mentioned him before." shitty boyfriend ex.2
"who's mike? you've never mentioned him before." shitty boyfriend ex.2
by lalskslals March 5, 2009