14 definitions by lafferty daniel

Social Under Armour

Under Armour sports apparel that is inappropriately worn during public, non-sporting events (eg: bars, parties, classroom, restaurants, etc) in an attempt to pass it off as fashionable.

Chris: "Look at that douche bag wearing Social Under Armour."

Pete: "No wonder he is alone."

by lafferty daniel August 7, 2008

PGI

PGI is an acronym for Positive Girl Interaction. The higher the amount of PGI a guy has, the happier and more hopeful he becomes.

Maximizing your PGI is the ultimate goal for a guy when he is out on the town. Ones Positive Girl Interaction can be increased by talking to girls, dancing with girls, or taking a girl to poundtown, etc...

"My PGI skyrocketed once I got a hank senior from Julie last night"

by lafferty daniel April 18, 2010

Debritos

Pieces of food caught between teeth or in braces.

a compound word combining "debris" and "Doritos"

Chris: "You've got mad Debritos, man"

Trent: "I know dude, I pounded that whole BigGrab of Doritos with nothing to wash it down."

by lafferty daniel August 7, 2008

hank junior

see hand job. one step below a hank senior.

"I got a hank junior 2 weeks ago and my dick still hurts"

by lafferty daniel April 18, 2010

hank senior

see blow job. one step above a hank junior.

"After Julie gave me a hank senior, I recreated a map of Hawaii on her face"

by lafferty daniel April 18, 2010

refund

slang term for vomit

"Phil refunded his entire lunch in his lap"

by lafferty daniel December 11, 2007

Full Housin'

(v.) The act of drinking straight out of a communal beverage container, usually a half-gallon or larger.

Originating from the popular 90s sitcom "Full House" in which DJ's boyfriend, Steve, was known to commit this act in the Tanner's kitchen, often aggravating Danny.

Rebecca: "All the cups are dirty, and I caught Steve full housin' our gallon of milk."

Jesse: "Dude, what an ass wipe"

by lafferty daniel August 7, 2008