A rare form of human. This organism has the disease known as achondroplasia (a jaxass is a midget). this creature also has abnormally small breats and is constantly trying to compensate for their small size by comparing them to others. also, the jaxass is known throughout the land of having a voice tone that is more of an annoyance than anything else. the jaxass is also known to be strangely unable to drive on the freeway (it is probably becasue this breed canot see over the steering wheel). beware of the midgety, boobless creature, the jaxass.
Dude #1: hey dude, check out that ugly chick over there!
Dude #2: i know man, but shes not even half as ugly as the jaxass!