kyle's definitions

Fowl Language

The use of fowls' names as insults or clever ways of cursing innocently.

COCK! I'm using my skills of "Fowl Language." TURKEY!!!

by Kyle January 2, 2005

snip snip

whateva a white man wants it to mean

man I was all over that biatch, she had the best snip snips I had EVA seen!

by kyle April 1, 2004

toast

a burned piece of bread

"Man this toast tastes like SHIT!"

by Kyle February 29, 2004

porky

Getting fat, or putting on weight

You get to be 24 25, you can no longer eat what you like, you muscles wave a little white flag and suddenly your a porky bastered

by kyle May 15, 2004

Churchateer

a fellow homie that goes to your church.

My homie dj is a churchateer

by Kyle November 19, 2003

benno

gingerman, owner of thecorpse.com

see heatholder

benno is ginger, he leaves red hairs in the shower.

by kyle October 5, 2004

Johnny Depp

One of the best actors out now. I pretty much grew up watching his films. Unfortunately, he has alot of dipshit fans (mostly female) who actually think they have a chance of luring him to their beds.

Johnny Depp should be embarrassed over having these dumbass teeny-bopper fans.

by Kyle March 20, 2005