kyle's definitions

DUTS

genital rash

i have duts all over my nut sack

by kyle October 12, 2003

sharf

To shit and barf simultaneously. Usually done when something foul is ingested or when one has the flu and diharrea at the same time.

Oh shit! I just sharfed everywhere!
It smells like sharf in here!
Who the fuck sharfed in my bathroom!?
If you don't shut up im going to sharf in your bed and cover it up so you crawl in it and sharf in response.

by Kyle August 15, 2006

flug

my own, personal way, of substituting "fuck"

you really flugged up this time bitch

by kyle December 29, 2004

bullshit

The art of making yourself look good by deciept or misdirection.

Wally: I'm pleased to report another stellar week of accomplishments!! I moved more than 800,000 bits of data to a disaster recovery back-up facility!
Dilbert: Did you just take credit for copying a file to a diskette?
Wally: It was my resume.

by Kyle April 14, 2003

Wreck

1) A verbal insult, physical blow or unfortunate circumstance that amuses bystanders and leaves the victim unable to respond

Woooaahh you got wrecked!

He is easily wreckable!

I woke up today and I'm like "wooaah I got wrecked!"

by Kyle July 22, 2003

Canadians

Powerful, fearsome beasts, too simple to understand the French's evil designs.

Frenchie: Oh ho ho! We will get zeese Canadians to kill ze Americans.
Canadian: Me like to smash! Me smash now?

by Kyle January 3, 2005

Butterbody

A growing phenomenon(in more ways than one), a Butterbody is very much like a Butterface, only it pertains to a girl with a very pretty face and an overweight body.

I see this happening more and more these days.

Me: She's so pretty. Too bad she's heavy.
Buddy: Yep, classic Butterbody.

by Kyle July 13, 2005