kyle's definitions

Johnny Depp

One of the best actors out now. I pretty much grew up watching his films. Unfortunately, he has alot of dipshit fans (mostly female) who actually think they have a chance of luring him to their beds.

Johnny Depp should be embarrassed over having these dumbass teeny-bopper fans.

by Kyle March 20, 2005

paintball

The best sport ever invented. Although only around since about 86' it is the 3rd top extreme sport in the world, being only overcome by rollerblading and skatboarding. Top players include Chris LaSoya and Oliver Lang.

"I'm not a malicious person, but the feeling you get from shooting someone with a paintball is beyond words"
~Oliver Lang
"I go out there to shoot people and to win"
~Chris LaSoya

by Kyle February 27, 2005

benno

gingerman, owner of thecorpse.com

see heatholder

benno is ginger, he leaves red hairs in the shower.

by kyle October 5, 2004

fdi88dh

It's what Joanna is.

"I am a fdi88dh." -Joanna.

by Kyle January 17, 2005

Butterbody

A growing phenomenon(in more ways than one), a Butterbody is very much like a Butterface, only it pertains to a girl with a very pretty face and an overweight body.

I see this happening more and more these days.

Me: She's so pretty. Too bad she's heavy.
Buddy: Yep, classic Butterbody.

by Kyle July 13, 2005

RFS

An acronym for "Ready Fucking Set"

"Are you RFS?", asked Tyson.
"You bet your ass I'm RFS", responed Mike.

by Kyle November 26, 2003

pihbnetic energy

1: the energy exerted during a the act of pihbing

We were douched in sweat after all our pihbnetic energy was depleted

by Kyle November 17, 2004