kyle's definitions

Churchateer

a fellow homie that goes to your church.

My homie dj is a churchateer

by Kyle November 19, 2003

koocoocachoo

a way of saying that rocks or that rules.

koocoocachoo man.

by kyle December 21, 2003

Johnny Depp

One of the best actors out now. I pretty much grew up watching his films. Unfortunately, he has alot of dipshit fans (mostly female) who actually think they have a chance of luring him to their beds.

Johnny Depp should be embarrassed over having these dumbass teeny-bopper fans.

by Kyle March 20, 2005

paintball

The best sport ever invented. Although only around since about 86' it is the 3rd top extreme sport in the world, being only overcome by rollerblading and skatboarding. Top players include Chris LaSoya and Oliver Lang.

"I'm not a malicious person, but the feeling you get from shooting someone with a paintball is beyond words"
~Oliver Lang
"I go out there to shoot people and to win"
~Chris LaSoya

by Kyle February 27, 2005

fdi88dh

It's what Joanna is.

"I am a fdi88dh." -Joanna.

by Kyle January 17, 2005

Elverdam

Of danish descent, means to be small and cheery while wearing tight pants and a courduroy jacket. These people often sound like they should be in German Porn movies and teach Canadians that it's not gay, just European, and that sometimes its fun to join in.

hey dude, is that kid in german porn movies or is he gay. No man, he is just Elverdam

by Kyle January 8, 2004

you're a cow!

it actually doesn't mean that the person is / resembles a cow it can also mean bitchy or fucking annoying!

"Well fuck you, you cow!"

by Kyle January 24, 2005