kyle's definitions

bizzy

ie. Justin Mortenson.

Hi, I am bizzy, I fuck guys.

by kyle July 10, 2004

Wreck

1) A verbal insult, physical blow or unfortunate circumstance that amuses bystanders and leaves the victim unable to respond

Woooaahh you got wrecked!

He is easily wreckable!

I woke up today and I'm like "wooaah I got wrecked!"

by Kyle July 22, 2003

Johnny Depp

One of the best actors out now. I pretty much grew up watching his films. Unfortunately, he has alot of dipshit fans (mostly female) who actually think they have a chance of luring him to their beds.

Johnny Depp should be embarrassed over having these dumbass teeny-bopper fans.

by Kyle March 20, 2005

Eva Longoria

Actress on "Desperate Housewives." She is absolutely gorgeous. Puts J.Lo to shame. Not even Eva Mendes can top her either. She is the #1 Hispanic beauty in Hollywood.

Who gives a shit about her acting. Just look at her!

by KyLe March 24, 2005

paintball

The best sport ever invented. Although only around since about 86' it is the 3rd top extreme sport in the world, being only overcome by rollerblading and skatboarding. Top players include Chris LaSoya and Oliver Lang.

"I'm not a malicious person, but the feeling you get from shooting someone with a paintball is beyond words"
~Oliver Lang
"I go out there to shoot people and to win"
~Chris LaSoya

by Kyle February 27, 2005

benno

gingerman, owner of thecorpse.com

see heatholder

benno is ginger, he leaves red hairs in the shower.

by kyle October 5, 2004

postrel

Post Release, as in after the inital release to the public of a software product.

He tested the software postRel, and still found bugs.

by kyle March 31, 2005