kyle's definitions

George W. Bush

A President and human-being so ridiculous that you wish Clinton was back in office.

Where's Clinton when you need him?

by Kyle February 23, 2005

Eddie Vedder

The front man to the only grunge band still around today because he is unbelievably kickass

"dude, isnt she hot."
"come on dude, thats Eddie Vedder"
"ahh, hes so dreamy."

by kyle November 5, 2003

Ft. Lauderdale

Pretty much Miami's close cousin, except Ft Lauderdale is cleaner and less crazy. If you want to relax on a cleaner beach, go to Ft. Lauderdale. But if you want a party zone, go to Miami.

Ft. Lauderdale is easily one of the best cities in Florida.

by Kyle February 19, 2005

daddy

A gay man older than 50 who favors much younger guys (usually under 30) for sex and companionship. A daddy can be either a top or a bottom and is so called because he is old enough to be the father of the younger guy.

"Don't even bother asking Marvin out. He's a daddy and is only into young guys."

by Kyle December 6, 2003

Brand New

The best band on the face of the Earth.

fuck all you who apose.

Jesus fuck, Brand new are Lyrical Gods!

by Kyle March 15, 2004

L-walk

the opposite of J-walking. when when you crawl across the street without looking.

lurch had to L-walk across the street because he lost his mo-jo..

by kyle May 24, 2006

The Volleyball Boy

First get a nice new volleyball and a switchblade. Take the switchblade and stab the ball, pull it out and put the hole on the bitches cooter. Squeeze the ball really hard and she'll whine like an eight year old school boy!

The bitch couldn't handle "the volleyball boy" so she had to settle for a Marky Mark.

by Kyle November 3, 2003