kyle's definitions

Windows

One of the worst opperating systems in the world. It crashes more than Mac OSX and has more ryptic error messages than Linux. (im not sure linux has any) Windows also crashes a lot. The only good thing about it is it comes with solitair.

Ahhhh! Windows crashed while loading an error message.

The price for Windows is a rip-off, but it did come with solitair!

by kyle December 2, 2004

Johnny Depp

One of the best actors out now. I pretty much grew up watching his films. Unfortunately, he has alot of dipshit fans (mostly female) who actually think they have a chance of luring him to their beds.

Johnny Depp should be embarrassed over having these dumbass teeny-bopper fans.

by Kyle March 20, 2005

DUTS

genital rash

i have duts all over my nut sack

by kyle October 12, 2003

flug

my own, personal way, of substituting "fuck"

you really flugged up this time bitch

by kyle December 29, 2004

sharf

To shit and barf simultaneously. Usually done when something foul is ingested or when one has the flu and diharrea at the same time.

Oh shit! I just sharfed everywhere!
It smells like sharf in here!
Who the fuck sharfed in my bathroom!?
If you don't shut up im going to sharf in your bed and cover it up so you crawl in it and sharf in response.

by Kyle August 15, 2006

pihb

1: the act of "pihb"; a girl with pihbtential

"Man,look at that pihb"
"I'd pihb her"
"Def"

by Kyle November 17, 2004

wootman

the superhero who fights evil with his woot

wootman shot down batman with a super-woot-shot.... in his face

by Kyle January 16, 2005