kyle's definitions

L-walk

the opposite of J-walking. when when you crawl across the street without looking.

lurch had to L-walk across the street because he lost his mo-jo..

by kyle May 24, 2006

sexperv

one who writes in an online diary about sexual escapades.

kim said, "that was the best sex i ever had!"
kyle said, "ewwww sexperv!"

by kyle January 7, 2004

Bear Attack

When a large, hairy homosexual man gets drunk and beligerently hits on a straight guy or rapes him.

Mark:What happened to Kevin? I haven't seen him in a few days.
Scott:He was a victim of a bear attack. I think he's in bellvue now.
Mark:That poor bastard!

by Kyle April 10, 2003

grundel

space between the anus and vagina

also known as perindenum

by kyle July 2, 2004

Gumbercules

A futeristic hero with the stretching abilities of Gumbi and the strength of Hercules.

Save me Gumbercules with your strong stretchy arms!

by kyle January 29, 2004

pillsbury broboy

a "bro" who is either fat or chunky to the LIMIT.

"Jim, he's a pillsbury broboy, he eats, he eats some more, then shits in my house".

by kyle September 21, 2003

chemotherapy

A treatment consisting of different chemicals for different types of cancers used in cancer treatment.It has been known to cause hair loss and make you sick as fuck.

This chemotherapy makes me sick as fuck.

by kyle January 29, 2004