4 definitions by kxlee1234
Typical word for frustration or when something goes wrong. 'Fuck sake' is so 2009, wankypoobutts has a certain ring to it that is addictive. Wank, poo, and stub out a cigarette butt (metaphorically of course) southern slang for the big bad prang slags and fags.
Jack: oh for fuck sake that bird gave me clap
Darren: mate that's proper wankypoobutts
Jack: Wtf is wankypoobutts?
Darren: New slang bruh get with be times and go get some antibiotics you dutty pig
Darren: mate that's proper wankypoobutts
Jack: Wtf is wankypoobutts?
Darren: New slang bruh get with be times and go get some antibiotics you dutty pig
by kxlee1234 April 25, 2021
A puddle of female ejaculate or a "wet patch" left by a girl after she has had a mind blowing orgasm. only achieved by mind blowing Cunnilingus or sex with a man that is well-informed or experienced in sexual intercourse. Many people might claim they've left a girl with a 'cunt puddle' but actually havent.
by kxlee1234 September 11, 2020
substance consumed up the nose that makes you feel so good you want to lick the plate to compliment the chef
by kxlee1234 November 6, 2020
A group of 12 people who were brought up as catholic/christian. They rebel the rules and are hard core atheists. They meet for a 'Jesus Party' Where they drink white wine and talk about the future dread. Once they're riled up; considering there's no crucifixes they just decide to have an orgy. (Jesus is the safe word)
OMG this orgy is so good, Ouch thats too big for my bum!! Jesus, Jesus!! Thank you for respecting my safe word and stopping. This is historically known as many different names and events, but this is the most fun. Look in in the mirror in the dark and say 'Jesus Party' 3 times then open your eyes and you will be at the event. You wont regret it.
by kxlee1234 January 12, 2021