1077 definitions by kung-fu jesus

poncey southern git

What habitants of the north of England (or scotland) will use to refer to *cough* richer *cough* better-looking *cough* people of the south of England.

Yorksman: Aye ye, ye poncey southern git!


Essex person: Oh yeah? *knocks yorksman out*

by kung-fu jesus April 17, 2004

on the double

British military slang for "twice as fast". See sharpish.

bring those munitions sharpish. ON THE DOUBLE, MAN! You, take three men and put them on the roof, keep and eye on that hill. McGinnis, take your people to the east wall and put up some sandbags.

by kung-fu jesus April 30, 2004

incestous

Of incest.

John had an incestous relationship with his niece.

by kung-fu jesus April 17, 2004

create dead bodies

To kill.

a: you're a bad boy yardie, you're supposed to know how to get rid of bodies

b: no, bad boy yardies know how to create dead bodies.

by kung-fu jesus May 1, 2004

the business of which one is engaged

The current action. The task at hand.

(Soldier In wartime)- The business of which one is engaged always carries the high probability of death.

by kung-fu jesus April 28, 2004

soup-up

To increase power.

Let's souped up our car/bike/washing machine.

by kung-fu jesus April 19, 2004

land rover

The origianal SUV, since willy's Jeep was just a car without a roof or doors.

70% of all land rovers/range rovers made since 1955 are still in use.

by kung-fu jesus April 30, 2004