11 definitions by kstan34

dusty muffin

an old dried up vagina that hasn't been used in quite some time.

Betty white had a dusty muffin.

by kstan34 July 16, 2010

upsidedown piano

Turn your hand over opposite of playing a piano and move your fingers below someone's balls.

I think that chick wants to go home with me she just gave me a upsidedown piano.

by kstan34 May 26, 2010

Dick seizure

the way your penis feels during and after ejaculation.

My cock went crazy when I had my dick seizure and came last night.

by kstan34 May 24, 2010

cupcake

To cup your butt with your hand before you are about to fart. Then fart into your hand and ask a nearby friend if they'd like a cupcake. Then push the s into there face.

Me and Daniel about fought last night because I gave him a cupcake.

by kstan34 July 27, 2010