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phoenix

The only thing good about this place is that I met my fiance there and that's it. The place has no culture whatsoever and WILL never be compared to San Fran, NY, LA, Chicago or Philly. There is no greenspace and golf courses don't count. No mass transit. No skyscrapers. No geography at all. No water. No shoreline. NO lakes. No rivers. Nothing. Unbearable heat for 6 months at a time. And severe air pollution. The place may be growing fast but sucks nonetheless. It's just horrible and is nothing but a giant suburb.

The only good thing about Phoenix is that my fiance is there.

by [e-mail] October 10, 2007

Columbus, Ohio

The state capital of Ohio, and the 15th largest single city in the US, with about 730,000 people in a metro area of about 1.8 million. It has a low profile, due to its general lack of pro sports teams (except the NHL's Columbus Blue Jackets) and not many people outside Ohio and the Midwest know much about it, but is more known for OSU Football. The city loves to beat up on the UM Wolverines. Columbus is a major college town (OSU is the 2nd largest university by student body in the US) and is actually a nice city, with good jobs by Midwest standards and plenty of places for young people to hang out. Although Columbus is not necessarily a "big" city or a major US City, it is in the same tier of its peer cities like St. Louis, Kansas City, Louisville, Cincinnati and Indianapolis, with which it is probably most similar.

Columbus, Ohio is a major college town and a good place to live in general.

by [e-mail] August 17, 2008

Becker

A CBS sitcom that aired from 1997-2002 that starred Ted Danson as John Becker, an irascable, inner-city Bronx family-practitioner who is always irritated by something. His character is often bitter over the breakup of two marriages and steers away from long-term relationships as a result. His character is an atheist, cheap, stingy, a nicotene addict, drives a beat up clunker and lives in a mediocre apartment under a hooker. Becker found love in the last season with Chris (short for Christine), played by Nancy Travis. The two never got married. The show was cancelled in 2002 and in the last episode, Becker realized his own happiness.

Characters of the show:
Bob: a grungy, sleezy, lazy, pervert who resembles Fonzie from Happy Days and became Becker's aprtment supervisor in the last season. He has a crush on Reggie, the owner of the diner and his former classmate in high school.
Reggie: owned the diner next to Becker's office. Was the love interest of Bob. She is easily annoyed, desperate, sarcastic, lonely and bitter.
Margaret: the head of Becker's front office. She is a loving, harmonious, Christian woman who often advices Becker.
Linda: also works in Becker's front office. She is a bimbo, irrational, lazy and dates only convicts.
Jake: is blind and runs the newspaper stand in Reggie's diner. He is smart, analytical and sarcastic. Often close to Becker.
Chris: Becker's girlfriend in the last season who replaced Reggie as the diner's new owner. She is affectionate, compassionate and the only one who remotely understands Becker.

Becker was the only recent sitcom I actually enjoyed. Too bad it was cancelled without an official series finale.

by [e-mail] October 6, 2007

Christmas

egg nog
stockings
tinsel
mistletoe
Christmas trees
lights
ornaments
manger scenes
angels
Santa Clause
reindeer
presents
snow
carolers
sleigh rides
jingle bells
Frosty the Snowman
crowds at the mall
maxxing out your credit card
store sales

What does all this secular, capitalist crap have to do with the birth of a religous leader in Bethlehem?

Christmas is just another one of those religous holidays who's spiritual meaning and icons have been replaced by the toy companies and retailers. It shows you the extreme sinfull nature of the human heart, to replace anything that has to do with God and spiritual matters.

by [e-mail] December 18, 2007

whitetrash

1. Brittany Spears
2. Paris Hilton
3. Nicole Ricci
4. people who appear on Jerry Springer
5. poor white people who are ignornant of birth control by having dozens of kids when they can't afford to have them. Their kids end up going shoeless, shirtless and diaperless. And the mother keeps getting knocked up and the father is ignorant of condoms.
6. Anybody who works at Walmart
7. Anybody who shops at Walmart
8. Most people in the South
9. skinheads
10. anybody who lives in a trailer

Whitetrash is the only natural resource this country will never run out of.

by [e-mail] November 6, 2007

OJ Simpson

a former football star for the Buffalo Bills, a sociopoath and cold-blooded killer. The only people who think he is innocent are the nieve, stupid blacks. If anybody belives this man is innocent then they are really stupid or have their head up their ass. He may not be a convicted killer but he is a killer nonetheless. He brutally killed his wife Nicloe Brown Simpson and her friend Ronald Goldman in a fit of rage in June 1994 at their Brentwood (Los Angeles), CA home. He threatened suicide in the backseat of his Ford Bronco driven by his best friend Al Cowlings down the I-405 Freeway in the nations' most highly rated car chase. If he is so innocent then where is the evidence of another killer? Gimme' a break. Everyone knows he did it. So does the blacks but they won't admit it because he is black too. It makes me sick.

The only reason this man was acquitted was because the stupid jury was afraid a conviction would lead to another Los Angeles race riot. The "trial of the century" was the most notorious murder trial in the media. Simpson holds no shamed for the killings and has fluanted his acquital in our face. He has become a narcisist.

Since his acquittal, Simpson's life has been a living hell. He lost a civil trail against the Goldman and Brown families and was held liable for the deaths. He owes the families of the victims millions, of which he has yet to pay. He has been expelled from nightclubs, restaurants, passenger aircraft, golf courses, etc. The rights to his book "IF I Did It..." are owned by the Goldman family in which Simpson provides us clues of his guilt. What a guy.

OJ Simpson is a cold-blooded killer, narcisist and sociopath.

by [e-mail] September 27, 2007

ignorant

the lack of knowledge. 90% of the American public.

This country is in big trouble because most Americans are so dam ignorant about anything and everything.

by [e-mail] August 23, 2007