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Indianapolis Colts

An NFL franchise that has been based in Indianapolis, Indiana since relocating from Baltimore, Maryland in the dead of night in 1984. They've had a roller coaster ride since arriving in Indianapolis but won the 2007 Super Bowl under the leadership of Payton Manning. Represent the AFC South Conference. Known for generally bad defense, but are currently a very dangerous team that can beat the shit out of opponents when badmouthed.

The Indianapolis Colts are known for winnning many come-from-behind games when they improve their often lackluster defense.

by [e-mail] August 21, 2007

Michigan

"UAW local 31 considers striking as GM announces more layoffs in Michigan. The story at eleven." Thats all you here in the headlines about this pathetic, Rust Belt state. Forget about finding a job here. Go elsewhere. Even Ohio is better--not much, but better nonetheless.

Michigan is the single-worst state to live and is the epitome of the Rust Belt.

by [e-mail] December 29, 2007

loner

One who spends most of their time in solitude. This may or may not be by choice. If it's by choice, the person is probably an introvert and enjoys their independence. But for those who are a loner not by choice is usually the result of low confidence and the inability to make/keep friends and not fitting in with society.

There is nothing wrong with being a loner if the person enjoys their solitude. But for those who are one by chance, it is not fun and can result in depression.

by [e-mail] March 3, 2008

in love

An infatuation. You can "fall" out of it just as fast as you can fall in it. A phrase that is often misunderstood today and used very loosly to the point of nearly loosing its meaning. Contrary to poplular belief, being in-love IS possible without the same affection in return. Just because someone doesn't love you back means you are not actually in love? Hogwash. You CAN indeed love someone unconditionally without being loved return. Being "in-love" does not occur by accident, because love is a choice and an action rather than an emotion, like most people believe. Howver, being in-love or loving a person romantically and unconditionally has a few symtoms:

1. getting butterflies in your stomach or nausea when you see the object of your infatuation.

2. your pulse races when you are with or near that person

3. you cant stop thinking about them

4. the can be in your dreams

5. you can't stop smiling when thinking of the person

6. you imagine having children with that person, perhaps to the point of thinking of names.

7. you imagine yourself going to the altar with that person

8. you have a longing to be with that person

9. you get clumsy when thinking of them

10. you think you will do anything to be with that person

11. you have pet names for each other.

Being in love is the best thing that happens to a person BUT can turn into the worst thing that happens to you when it doesn't work or goes bad.

by [e-mail] January 6, 2008

rocky

One of the greatest stories of an underdog ever. The main character, Rocky Balboa played by Sylvester Stallone, went from being a poor, inner-city Philadelphia club fighter to the world boxing champion, making him go from rags to riches in a short time. He meets his love, Adrian in a pet store and marries her in Rocky 2. They go on to have a son and name him Rocky Jr. In the last film, Rocky 5, he "adopts" a young kid and shows him the ropes of boxing, only to become the object of his jealousy and has to defend himself in a street fight, proving he is the greatest fighter of all time.

Rocky is probably the greatest series of sports movies of all time.

by [e-mail] March 4, 2008

talk show

Daytime televison created to entertain the ignorant, uneducated, unemployed and unindustrious while the rest of us are out working for a living.

The talk show in America has become the soul cause of propagnda, lies and stupidity in our society.

by [e-mail] May 11, 2008

bitch

any female, wheather available or not who is not interested in dating me.

she was a very nice nice girl but was a bitch because she wouldn't date such a neat guy like me.

by [e-mail] August 20, 2007