ice tea, mandarin vodka, lime juice, and c-up (selection brand 7-up), shaken and served. (note: make sure you shake before adding the c-up)
a.k.a. orgasm in a glass
bar go-er: hey, can i get an erica's long and dirty ice tea?
bartender: sorry we don't serve those here, they're too intensely fantastic for a public venue such as this.