2 definitions by krikeymynipple

Top Definition
A disease usually refering to a person who smells like a skunked beer, combined with body odor, fishy pubic hair, and dried anal seapage displaying a general lack of hygiene that would otherwise make a radius of 25 feet from the person inpalatable.
Bob the Hobo + Your Mom + Your Nasty French Teacher + Britney Spears= A.S.S.

Man you smell like ass
I know I have Absence of Shower syndrome
by krikeymynipple April 07, 2010
A word describing someone with a serious lack of hygiene, a temporary disease of laziness associated with smelling like the shit-filled colon of a pregnant wildabeast with elephantitis of the anus i.e. A.S.S. : Absence of Shower Sydrome
Dude 1: I believe honestly that Ted has not taken a shower in 16 days.

Dude 2: Yeah, he told me not to say anything he went to the doctor and they diagnosed him with A.S.S.(ass)
Dude 1: Really I thought he was just a lazy smelly bastard
by krikeymynipple April 07, 2010

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