153 definitions by krhimself

earthquake

a natural phenomenon which is no longer a phenomenon for the people of Japan.

Japan seems to suffer earthquakes as often as Florida gets ripped apart by hurricanes.

by krhimself March 21, 2005

Glory Hunter

A fan of the New York Yankees and the Yomiuri Giants.

That glory hunter can't name two players on the team, yet he still cheers for them.

by krhimself June 23, 2005

Fulham

The best football club in London.

We are Fulham, Super Fulham, We are Fulham, f*ck Chelsea!

by krhimself December 6, 2003

making up historical facts

really just another way to accuse someone of lying or bullshitting.

1: I fucked Paris Hilton.
2: Will you PLEASE stop making up historical facts?

by krhimself November 20, 2004

Hideki Matsui

a Japanese player on the New York Yankees who's only good for hitting. came to America only because he was influenced by both Steinbrenner and his former team, the Yomiuri Giants. nickname Godzilla, partly because his face resembles the character.

Matsui is nothing. He's not even tenth the player Ichiro is.

by krhimself October 25, 2004

hand to mouth

having nothing, or close to nothing.

many people in the inner city live hand-to-mouth lives.

by krhimself May 17, 2005

Giants Fan

In Japan, anyone who supports the Yomiuri Giants is either a bandwagon fan, a glory hunter, or both. The number of those fans has gotten smaller in recent times because the Giants have really sucked.

As soon as the team plunged into the cellar, the Giants fan started cheering for another team.

by krhimself June 5, 2005