kraut's definitions

left eye

1. A person with a vision deficiency in their left eye
2. Person with unusually bulbous head whose eyes are too far apart resulting in partial blindness in the left eye
3. Kumara

1. Ha, left eye!
2. Ah, dont point it at my right eye, you'll blind me

by Kraut June 4, 2004

kunk

1. See "Künk"

1 See above, whats this example is too short business (insert random space wasting text)

by Kraut May 31, 2004

Dpok Selamat

Second in command of Kirtar Larrio's Kampung Kr3w. He doesn't have an email because his mom took away his computer.

d1S B3 M4H H0ZA110000 DP0K LA~~~?

by Kraut June 29, 2004

kreutzer

1)widely used as a discrete way of announcing that you gotta go to the toilet, 2)can also be used at the initial phases of indigestion

1) i gotta talk to kreutzer;
2) Kreutzer is calling my name!

by kraut September 12, 2003

Samurai shrimp smackdown

Similar to a shrimp smackdown, but executed with such stealth and robs the girl of any honor or respect. A really hard hitting shrimp smackdown.
(see "shrimp smackdown")

"I stunned that bitch when I gave her the samurai shrimp smackdown." "She felt like a slut after I gave her the samurai shimp smackdown."

by Kraut April 4, 2005

spreewell

choke, strangle, restrict respriration (like Latrell Spreewell)

Then he attempted to spreewell his coach but was thwarted by an unusual kevlar necktie.

by kraut September 12, 2003

Rickey Dawson

E-tycoon extraordinaire, owner of crankbeus.com and master businessman. Once held ownership to a vast corporate empire of cranking, which fell to shambles when he was diagnosed with terminal ulcers.

LOL U IDIOT U WAS CRANK'D, NOW I WILL POST THIS CHATLOG ON THE INTERWEB WITH MY cOMPUTAR MAcHIEN, TECHNOLOGY SCIENCE!!!

by Kraut July 20, 2004