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Dpok Selamat

Second in command of Kirtar Larrio's Kampung Kr3w. He doesn't have an email because his mom took away his computer.
d1S B3 M4H H0ZA110000 DP0K LA~~~?
by Kraut June 29, 2004
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kumara

1. Horrible sweet potato
2. Balding large headed frenchman
3. An idiot
Pooooor Kumara
by Kraut May 30, 2004
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sarguing

1. To argue for a baseless claim, and when proven wrong, change said claim to make one sound like they were right all along.

2. Any method of arguing done for argument's sake... especially on the internet.

3. To talk out of one's ass
Elfer is sarguing with me again.
by Kraut June 20, 2004
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künk

1. The sound of an indignant slamming of a telephone handset onto its cradle
2. The sound of a large-headed frenchmen plummeting of a bed in a alcohol-induced stupor
1 *künk* Aaahh F&$^! I fell out of bed guys, f*@#
2. Yes i have a reservation under K. Üüüüüüünk!
by Kraut May 31, 2004
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Samurai shrimp smackdown

Similar to a shrimp smackdown, but executed with such stealth and robs the girl of any honor or respect. A really hard hitting shrimp smackdown.
(see "shrimp smackdown")
"I stunned that bitch when I gave her the samurai shrimp smackdown." "She felt like a slut after I gave her the samurai shimp smackdown."
by Kraut April 4, 2005
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spank bank

visual memory card used for purposes of later self pleasure; remembering a certain girl for later
"yeah, i put her in my spank bank"
lets go to the pool, i need some new spank bank material
by kraut September 18, 2003
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kunk

1. See "Künk"
1 See above, whats this example is too short business (insert random space wasting text)
by Kraut May 31, 2004
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